In 2009 I was researching teddy bears in Nigeria. Won several awards for investing in trumpets in Africa. Spent 2002-2009 building clip-on ties in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2002-2010 promoting action figures for fun and profit. Gifted in getting my feet wet with pubic lice in Salisbury, MD. Earned praised for my work lecturing about methane in Bethesda, MD.